Team sports are fun for anyone at any age! They get your heart rate up, keep you on your toes, and help you actively engage in your social relationships and community. Whether you’re playing competitively or recreationally, joining a kickball team is a fun and active way to spend a typical weekday evening.
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” Many of us have heard this famously hilarious quote from the movie Dodgeball. Fortunately, kickball is a bit more friendly of a game than dodgeball, and hopefully, you won’t have to dodge any wrenches during your kickball game! But you might have some trouble coming up with a good name for your team.
“If you can dodge a wrench,
you can dodge a ball.”
So what will you name your kickball team? Should it be clever, witty, dirty, or funny? Let’s figure it out! Below is a list of funny kickball team names. Some are ideal for specific groups, whether it is an all men’s team, an all women’s team, a team consisting of married folk, or a kids’ team.
Before you read on, be aware that some of the adult kickball team names are inappropriate for children and have foul language or sexual innuendos. Obviously, adults can choose from the kids’ list and the kids can choose from the adults’ list. Just use your personal discretion!
Funny Kickball Team Names for Kids
Co-Ed Kids Team Names
The Ball Slayers
The Ball Kickers
Gotta Kick It Up! (Si, se puede! It means, “Yes, we can!”) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kickball Z (Dragon Ball Z- you could create some sweet T-shirts with this team name)
Great Balls of Fire
The Dust Kickers
Tikes That Strike
New Kicks On The Block
Love & Kickball (Love & Basketball)
Ball It Like Beckham
The Sick Kicks
Ball is Life
The City Kickers (city slickers)
The Quick Kicks
The Golden Kickets
Girls’ Team Names
Balls N Dolls
The No Foul Gals
Chicks N Kicks
Boys’ Team Names
The Homerun Sons
Funny Kickball Team Names for Adults
Kicks N Dicks or Dicks N Kicks
Balls of Fury
Hard Liquor Kickers
Wolves of Ball Street
The Rolling Balls (you could make some pretty cool The Rolling Balls T-shirts out of this one!)
Bone Thugs-n-Balls (spinoff of Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, the hip-hop group)
Kick-Please (“bi**h please” voice)
Real Kickball Wives of Orange County (or insert your own city name)
The Grass Kickers
The Big Balls
Kicks N Pricks
The (Kick)ball & Chains (ideal for coupled intramural teams)
So there you have it! A list of forty-seven funny kickball team names to name your competitive or recreational team. Hopefully, you have enjoyed reading this post and it has helped you to pick a stellar team name or at least start you off down a good brainstorming path.
For more funny kickball team names, head over to https://healthyplanetus.org/top-17-kickball-team-names where we borrowed a few of their funny kickball team names. Thanks for reading, now get to kickin’!
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